whoa

Your scribe likes to box.* In fact your scribe has sparred with Sean Hemphill, a lot. Sean is the best boxer in New Orleans. (Sean goes real light because your scribe ain’t bad, but can’t play in that league.) And thus your scribe has been known to say, with confidence born from ignorance, that he is the best lawyer who boxes and the best boxer who lawyers.

Which it turns out that second part is untrue - or, if you prefer, still true but limited geographically. William Hutchinson is also a lawyer, and also a boxer, and William Hutchinson is fighting Adrian Broner, which is a different league of boxing.

I will still claim to be the best lawyer who boxes though.

*There are at least a couple local lawyer ads involving boxing, but to my knowledge none of the lawyers in those ads has actually stepped into a ring. If anybody reading wants some rounds, let me know.

Update: Mr. Hutchinson went a game 10 rounds before losing to AB unanimously. You won’t see any hate on the guy here though.